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Friday, October 17, 2025

Happy Birthday to her

It’s Sarah’s birthday, and another relaxing day in the heart of Singapore.

She’s been looking at crazy-arsed flavoured cookies at a famous cookie shop here. A few years ago she picked up some crab cookies for The Tok here. Not crab flavour. Each cookie had a crab planted on top. A real crab. 🤮Mildly surprised she got through MAF. Too scared to try that nonsense again.

She’s having her favourite drink in her favourite bar.



Heading over the road to Chijmes to meet little sister again. This is a shopping, eating and historical site smack in the middle of town. On the other side of the complex is a cute little church. You may know it as the wedding location in Crazy Bitch Asians.

While I’m waiting, I noticed a sign inside the compound.


… but more particularly this one.


I know the laws are strict here, but Fuck!!

On our way to the restaurant, we walked past a guy going the other way on a skateboard coming towards. 20’s or older.

As I walked past, I’m fairly confident that I didn’t say out loud “ you do know that your never getting laid until you grow out of that stunted phalic mode of transport.

The restaurant is in an old trader-house, a style popular here years ago.

They ordered something I don’t understand, they order the same thing every time we come here.

The Tok may understand this.

Particularly this thing.

It is some sort of a large nut. You are given a small spoon to scoop the contents out. Tastes kind of like kava but without the anaesthetic properties. Just mud. 

Nice…😝


And then off to a rooftop bar








1 comment:

  1. OMG I HAVE TO CAPS THIS. THE FOOD LOOKS TO DIE FOR. NEED TO KNOW THE NAME OF THE PLACE AND THINGS TO ORDER... YUMMO

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